The Shit List #2

Uh, so the Shit List is, er, not appearing every Friday as promised, but on the strict Whenever We Have Five Things We Hate timetable.

So:

1. People who ask for tomato sauce on their pizza – The essential, historic ingredients of pizza are: bread, tomato sauce, and cheese. Asking for sauce is redundant and repugnant.

2. People who ask for cheese on their pizza – Ditto.

3. People who ask to ask a question – “Can I ask you a question?” “Yes, you may. On second thought, no, fuck you.”

4. People who respond “You just did!” when someone asks to ask a question.

5. Anorexia – This shit has got to stop. Women have enough on their plates with job discrimination, catcalls, and giving birth. Society, I call upon you to see that the complex cultural and interpersonal causes of anorexia are phased out by 2010.

-Keesup & Scrib.

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4 responses to “The Shit List #2

  1. Not bad – you got two things for the fecal indes out of pizza and two our of “can I ask you a question”. And a (hoipefully intentional) reference to “things on a plate” when commenting on anorexia.

    For further verbal tics, google. “here’s your sign” and Engvall.

    We are not an impressive species.

  2. Oops – must. use. spell. check.

  3. Sometimes I order “sauce” because I like extra sauce.

  4. You know whats on my shitlist.

    It’s friday again and nothin’ new on the scrib.
    What a downer.

    Guess I have to find another way to kill time.

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